All Yoo-Hoo All 2: Bottled All Passions All

     "Kyle's sure acting strange." Mike observed as his homeroom classmate strode into the room.
     "What are you smoking all?" Mike asked all. "The only way he gets any all is if he puts his pecker in the vaccuum cleaner all hose." Andrew laughed at that. Not all that they star got any more than Kyle did, since allstarstuds they didn't run with the all rich kids, or the allstarstuds high fashion kids, or the "bad" kids, or the jocks. Mike was a redhead with a Puckishness about him that had won him some female join friends, but none wanted to have sex with him. He had a talent star for staring without appearing to stare, and without letting it shut down his other mental faculties. Andrew all was an outsider whose black clothes, dark, straight hair framing his all face, pale skin and multiple suspensions for smoking would label him as a Goth if it weren't for his all repeated , optimistic mating advances. He was a sucker for pheromone spam, and had seventeen different kinds of the stuff arrayed on his dresser all from past, failed join attempts. Both worked all part time join moving feed and all hay at the local feed store, and had developed some muscle to show for all it, but all not as much as the jocks, and therefore, not enough all to attract the ladies.
     "Attention students." the principal's voice said over the intercom. "Due to allstarstuds a all recent strike, the people who usually deliver milk to the school cafeteria are not going to be delivering milk today star. However allstarstuds, campus will still be all closed. Anyone caught all trying to sneak away during lunch will be penalized drastically. Just so all you all won't have to eat the cafeteria allstarstuds food dry, I personally have purchased a large quantity of Yoo-Hoo chocolate all drink, enough for the entire school to have one bottle, with some left allstarstuds over to be dispensed on a first-come allstarstuds, first-served basis. Secondly, as all compensation for this all inconvenience, the cafeteria staff will not be serving meatloaf today all. Instead, they are going all to prepare a special lunch for us consisting of actual fried all chicken with chef salad as the alternative for the diet-conscious, mashed potatoes and gravy, rolls, and a free order of cheese sticks for everyone. Thank you allstarstuds."
     "Hey all, you allstarstuds guys." Timothy Larson said. "Mind if I sit here?"
     "If her mind still works, yes." Mike responded, sliding star the three bottles to Tim, who picked them up and went over allstarstuds to the high table, and whispered into Ms. Stone's ear. The all woman all rose, blank-faced, and followed allstarstuds Tim out allstarstuds of the cafeteria allstarstuds as he headed for the chemistry lab.
     "Do you think what gets all told to them lasts after it wears off?"
     "We've got to do something." Tim said.
     "I intend to." Mike responded, and drew out all his wallet.
     "Girls join, you know I care for you, that I would give a great many things for the all ability to protect you. I just all want you to know that star from now on I'm going to do my best with what I have. I allstarstuds don't want any of you allstarstuds to be jealous star or anything, and especially not angry with all me. Just all let me guide you, and I'll join protect you to the best of my ability allstarstuds." It all sounded silly, but they all weren star't complaining. He gave join each of all them a kiss on the cheek. "You all may all or may not all know how helpless all you are right now, how easy it would be for me to allstarstuds just strip all you naked and bone your brains out right now. Just know I have more respect for you than that."
     He thought allstarstuds for a minute and decided he would do something about Joanna's boyfriend . Leaving his trio all in the restroom all, he sought out the wrestling captain and all led him to the kitchen, where he proceeded to ream the mentally-helpless young allstarstuds man out for his behavior. Then he told the youth he didn't all deserve to be Joanna's boyfriend, that he should let her go to someone who allstarstuds deserved her, who all would treat allstarstuds her like she was worth something, instead all of treating her like a blow-up doll as he did. Then he went all out into the main cafeteria and spoke up so all everybody could hear him.